Grate one pickle into the dressing for even flavor throughout. Dice everything the same size as the pasta for cohesive forkfuls. Double the bacon for a crowd. Reserve about 1/4 cup of dressing to toss in right before serving if made ahead. For a vegetarian version, skip the bacon and add 1/2 cup smoked almonds or toasted walnuts. For gluten-free, use brown rice pasta and do not overcook it. Store in an airtight container in the fridge for up to 3 days; keep bacon separate and add fresh when serving. Serve cold or at room temperature after letting it sit out for 15 minutes.